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(we're numba 1, 2, 4, y 5.)

i've never been much of a middle finger giver. i'm more of a peace sign give-r. however, there are things (lately) that i (humorously) give the finger to. this includes, but is not limited to:

• new marketing tag lines of movies. i.e. "From the studio that brought you Saw"; or "From the producers of the Underworld." What the??? Yes, this soo entices me to want to see the flick even more so (in addition to the brilliant artwork displayed on the promotional posters)...riiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhht.
• music videos with an unreasonable amount of jump cuts. yes, we know that the artist is not talented enough to have the camera stay still. but when the cuts don't even coincide with the beat of the song or coincide with anything relating to the song/artist for that matter... uhhhhh... sure.
• strangers whom i meet through the j-o-b. some of these mu'fo's have absolutely NO TACT. not that i win the award for best etiquette, by all means. but i'm not going to call a stranger that i met 2 days ago and start asking them for ridiculous requests and/or favors. (i'll wait at least 3 days :) hee, hee. ) networking is like poker. you gotta play your cards right, suckas.
• biiiyaaatches. how do i feel about b*tches? female b*tches. male b*tches. i'm embarassed to even quote him. but, he really did say it best. "i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't one." and my quote is, "get a hobbie."

WOW. how brat-tee am i?

and in other news...have ya'll ever seen a picture of the world's smallest monkey? (pause)

NO, not that monkey... this monkey foo: