americana yo mama

the same weekend forty-one people were killed in pakistan,
you're at the rosebowl eating a hot dog.


the same day puerto rico's govt plans to lay off 17,000 workers,
you're eating an oreo vegan cupcake.


the same day louisiana's justice of peace refuses to marry an interracial couple,
you're eating sushi in hollyweird.


the same day we find out that the reduction of world hunger has shown little progress since 1990, you're at the hollywood bowl.


the day before latin american leaders decided to create a new currency (the sucre),
you're taking pictures of rainbows.


the same morning Newsweek reporter, Maziar Bahari, has been released from prison in Iran. (He had been held since June 21), you're watching prince parker make your crew pancakes.


the same day afghan elections get currrazier,
you're stretching it out with brotha buddha.


the same evening the philippines begins evacuating in anticipation for tyhpoon #3,
you're obsessed with pretty trees in lake wildwood.


the same time the u.s. dollar hit its' ultimate low (w/in the past 14 months),
you're hypnotized by sugarbush's flowers.


the same day president O told federal prosecutors to take it easy on marijuana dispensaries, this northern cali lake has you in a daze.


the same day new york times announces it will layoff 100 folks,
this lake wildwood tree is chillin'.


the same day gold rises $1060/ounce (despite weak U.S. dollar),
we're not allowed to eat the honey.


the same day congress agrees to move guantanamo inmates,
you're obsessed with prince parker's eye lashes and spider man jacket.


the same morning 'CIA Unit Invests in Firm that Monitors Social Media Websites,'
you're observing this 3 year old's coloring skills.


the same day the Gates foundation announces that it's funding 76 new ideas to improve global health, it's a clear day heading back into the valley/la.

permission to b*tch slap the americana?
permission granted.

(*news sources were reuters y democracy now)