the elephant in the room

"I rip the electrons out your body & make you positive..."
-immortal technique

so, the "big elephant in the room" that no one wants to directly address include the following thoughts:

a) have you heard the song hypnotic by the roots? ahhhh... that's how i've been feeling the past two months. the world can now officially end now that i've admitted that i'm on springs.

b) quote of the week by the brahh, "i'm surprised she's with that guy. i mean, he's really nice but he's kind of ugly. normally she dates good looking assholes."

hahahaha!

you ever ponder on why you see a beautiful woman with a not-so-aesthetically pleasing-to-the -eye gentleman? it's not rocket science. the assumption that the dude "must be rich" might not always be the case. the "not so deep" hypothesis could be that the dude is able to stimulate the woman mentally. after all, a woman's orgasm is actually more of a mental process vs. physical (contrary to popular assumptions.) so there is my uneducated/life experience deductive reason.

c) a family member of mine has some over-the-top incredible news to share and i am forced to keep it to myself (for now.) but i am anticipating the press release to be unveiled pretty damn soon.

d) a former employer of mine recently called me trying to pitch me to come back. this employer is known for treating their employees like crapola. so i kindly say 'no thank you' to the possibility of a reunion.

otra cosas, but i shall have more elephants to share another day.