diversity blows

(self portrait. hollywood blvd.)

diversity blows...(sometimes.)

this morning i woke up and my right eye was all red and puffy.
i just came from the doctor and my first reaction of his diagnosis was
What the f*ck?

ME: So, i just came from the doctor and he said that i don't have pink eye or conjunctivitis.

MK: What's wrong with you?

ME: The doctor said I have an ulcer in my eye. A "corneal ulcer."

MK: What the heck? I've never heard of that before!

ME: Me neither! Who gets a freakin' ulcer in their eye?

MK: Ay, Mia, why you always gotta be different?